Tips on writing a CPD

Editor spam: Its been a while since i was bother to write something again. Now sitting at the verge of superboredom and burden with the fact of where the heck did i place my CPD papers, i still happily go about my business of checking facebook and blogging. Hence once in a while boredom serve as a catalyst to superimpose myself into the art of blogging once in blue moon. Okay, i know this probably sound too chezzy but hey i m pharmacy student, no harm been lame once in a while.

Tips on writing a CPD

Looking back sure brings about of memories, both pleasant and unpleasant and maybe something in the middle.

Well the first step in writing ur CPD is to find out where u put ur cpd. But trust me, it is not worth the effort as it is probably use for making a rolling pin to wack the creepy crawlies during the croachroach crisis. Anyway the wise thing one should do once in a while is to visit
http://webct.nottingham.ac.uk/webct/cobaltMainFrame.dowebct
to download and print the CPD notes.

After troubleshooting all half-hour trying to find where ur CPD document is printed at which printer (which i found by God's grace it is still at the printer nice and warm, and not in the scrap box which it will never live to see daylight), ensure that u din accidentally tear it.

Then, the next most reasonable step is to find a comfortable chair near an aircon ventilation and then sign in ur facebook. Maybe you can try googling what u should write but that would be unwise as it might serve as an entrapment. Another good suggestion is to go back to ur nice and cozy chair, sit and think for a while and then fall asleep and woke up the next day with all ur drool all over ur CPD. Atleast, i sure Mr Wong won't mind not marking ur CPD.

Procrastinating is a good way of writing CPD. Philosophers DID it all the time and that is why they are not here anymore. Even genius like Leornado da Vinci procrastinate day and nite until he need to finish his painting until 11 years later. But then he is still known as a genius and if u finish faster, u can be said as smarter than him.

Anyway, when u reach the phase of reminiscence, u may need to use the toilet once in a while. Toilet break serve as a break away event where people can think out of the box when doing their small business. Your bladder is relieve and this will bring a stimulation to the brain where u will feel relief. Once u r happy, u will go back to finish ur CPD but then u will feel a sudden urge for thirst. And then u feel hungry, then bored, then online, then stream or facebook and then sleep and then....

Okay, now to the most important part, what to write. Write about pass achievements which has some monumental effect at some time of ur life where u survive in one piece and are still breathing. A real life experience like i uncovered who was the killer in the Mafia game and save the live of the spy and fellow citizens. Too bad for the GP though as he or she was always killed 1st( so never try to be a doctor in real or fake life. You will have a short end) My theories was that the spy was probably tempted by the KFC chicken so he/she probably intend to lose and eat the chicken.

Another prediction i made is the occurance of a massive tsunami in Japan that destroy half of the Tokohama (even Godzilla fail to do that) How i predicted? During that fateful day, 6 cockroach and 1 cicada find refuge in my living room and was apparently killed by someone. Luckily this omen was wrong, and the tsunami never happen.

Well, the last thing one should never do during CPD writing is to write lame stuff like this in Tiscra. That my best piece of advice to you.

(This article is based on a true story)

Inspired by: CPD
Written by: ME




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Lesson learn from a cockroach

Lesson learn from a cockroach

These days, there are 3 things you can find a lot: reports, emo people and cockroach. I leave the boring issues out so i wont get emo just writing about them. Cockroaches on the other hand are more interesting and exactly opposite as compare to the other two issues. They are more lively, they are found in ur wardrobe and greet u by jumping at u when u open the door. Your life is quarantee to be more lively if u have one becoming ur neigbour underneath ur bed.

Since i never seen them emoing around, i reasonably deduce that their lives much be much happy than ours. Even if they are creepy crawlies of the under-wardrobe/drawer, they still know how to appreciate life when they are not been squash by the rolled-up newpaper. We therefore as a human, a much more advance creature shouldn't spent all our days doing reports or chant emo emo emo but try to watch more Heroes or Ugly Betty or some other shows to liven ourselves. Even if u try to teach them about paired t-test, they won't apply it in real life anyway. So after we are done rejecting the null hypothesis that there is a probability that cockroach would write reports or learn phys and pharm, they would still be looking at you with their wriggling atennae trying make sense of your smell.

Since cockroaches are older than humans since prehistoric time, they would have tonnes of experience on how to live happily.

Thats is why in the event of a financial crisis + diarrhoea crisis + nucleaur war + midlife crisis - report crisis, they would be the one surviving. Note: If you have any of the above crisis, better consult your nearest GP.

A word of advice though, even if the cockroach is a potential philospher, it is best you don't have one living in your room. Not that u will get lectures on the meaning of life by the cockroach or reach a state of nivarna with it, the cockroach is a potential pests. They spoiled you morning by appearing as the first living thing you see in your drawer, though i confess it make you more awake than the alarm clock. Since they always appear near the Season Soya Bean drink, it must be lactose intolerances too. Too bad for them, 1 got smack by the newspaper, another one got thrown from the 2nd floor and escape( they can fly!) another one got trap in a container.
So for more cockroach updates, please visit Tioman Hall for more first hand experience.



This article is brought to you by Wayfarer in collaboration with the friendly cockcroach-right activitist who got trap in the Pringle Potato Chip container.
(This article is a result of excessive boring, monotonous, super-dull report writing so don't blame me if you read it)






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If any of the blog contents have made you feel insulted or think it is too stupid, i apologize first and foremost