Business Today: arB and Yakutl Review

Business Today: arB and Yakutl Review

Prologue

Human are stupid. They create stuff called paper and pen and then invented the alphabet. After that a group of people called pharmacy student use such invention to do assignments and reports day and night. The consequences was that they started to become nortunal as they sleep around 2 to 3 in the morning and have a habit of sleeping till 2 in the afternoon. Such evolution has prompted them to eat twice a day or even once to save food and the term "Branch" was invented. Those u can't see in the cafeteria are probably hibernating or trying to figure out whether acid, base or buffet can be eaten. Survivor of the fittest was the norm and finally they degrade into creatures that are obsessed with Phys and Pharm and sometimes Chemical biology or something like that.In the end, overstressed, they start to spam facebook again for fun and again and again. So dont be surprise if ur facebook account suddenly got 100+ notification. Charles Darwin would have been proud that his theory on devolution was correct.

Crisis in facebook season 2

To date, there has been 122 posts found in this spamming conference. Calsualties are probably all the same people in spam war 1. The only difference is it was because of a bra. A portion of commentators trying to blame another portion of commentators and voila, we have found a spam business. Since this business is on the bra, advertisement may be included in this issue. Even though these are hard economic times, this bra business grew to be quite profitable, with reaches from all over pharmacy nottinghma world. Even though this business only sell one type of bra, black and probably available in A to B cup(limited edition), it still manage to attract attention of all girls and guys of all size and shape. All of them are so interested that they bid their time and comments just for the sake of seeing this bra. Buyers beware, the source of the bra are still been debated to be either from SOIW or some maid or some creature that is capable of wearing such things. This bra is highly sought after by spammers so its price may increase substantially. So better invest in this spam business or be left out of the race. To buy or not to bra, black is fashionable anyway.

Tis was the season to spam.(this session was not intend to be lewd so if u have 2nd thought, please google instead. Thank u for ur cooperation)

Yakult Trip

March 14, 2009:

Ever wonder why people especially pharm students who are willing to spend 3 hrs of riding and 1.5 hours of lectures just to get a taste of this reowned drink? And what kind of drink make them so desperate just to get their hands on? It is Yakutl. Yup, the name says it all, it is YAKUTL. For your info, currently there is 30 billion bacteria who called themselves Shirro Strepto-Something Bacillus dwelling inside one tiny bottle of Yakutl. If you are not familiar, they are related to the BASIL-us family and if u got lucky, u may get to talk with one of them at campus. .......( this review wasn't finish due to author desire to sleep, so good luck in your friend stock and hope you gotten meaningful insight into such business) " 

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PVC, Poster and Pickle

Prologue...

"To do report or blog first, that a dilemma". Writing a post is just like writing a Dr Tin report, except that you can't make fun of anything in the report or you face the wrath of the lecturers. So and so after a brain raking afternoon of report, won't it be better to release stress writing fabricated nostalgia of the past week? This is my story......

PVC, Poster and Pickle

WARNING

They are the PVC...they are coming!

Description: A bunch of people who are fanatics in their obsession with balls. They tend to chase balls for no reason, risking life and limb just secure ball points for their squad. Most of them are just too stress out and may possess hostile intentions especially after lab. Brutality with the balls often observed and sometimes when the ball rolls towards you from somewhere, better take tail and run as they may charge towards you at any seconds now. The activities they play namely Volle, Ping, Bad, Pong, Capt and Squash seemed to sound really dangerous - perfect description of the sounds they made during games. Casualties reported seemed very serious with the fatal red colour exhibited on their faces - possibly cause by high blood pressure in games. Not for those of the faint of heart.

Even on the internet, we can find them...

In wikipedia.org, PVC  it is one of the most valuable products of the chemical industry( they are valuable ! ). ...............The PVC world market grew with an average rate of approximately 5% in the last years and will probably reach a volume of 40 million tons by the year 2016 ( and heavy too).

It can be made softer and more flexible by the addition of plasticizers, the most widely-used being phthalates. In this form, it is used in clothing and upholstery, and to make flexible hoses and tubing, flooring, to roofing membranes, and electrical cable insulation. It is also commonly used in figurines and in inflatable products such as waterbeds, pool toys or jump houses ( and even flexible).

So what can we do about it?

Currently, they just had their 2nd AGM and their members are observed too be increasing in numbers. Brainchild of SIOW and possibly EAN ( gahahah). Caution when near any members as they show deadly skill in the field of poison and physiology. Anyone found to offend them had most likely suffer from diarrhea, lying on the floor foaming, brainwashed, and even some form of mental retardation. Some are even skilled in Excel and facebook spamming, and the victim may suffer from computer crash and late assignments. If you are lucky, u might even find them stalking u either from facebook or midnight calls designed to make sure u wake up early for next day lectures.

Signs to beware: 

1. They suddenly add u on facebook

2. They ask u out to play sport at 5 pm on Friday

3. You are good at volley ball or basket ball or got squash racket(s)

4. You possess any kinds of balls

5. You know what is PVC

Conclusion? Stay away from them at any cost at any time any place or from the library. So u want to know wat is PVC? Actually it is Pharm Volvo Club. Now u know... you are DOOM........(evil laugh)

Poster Showcase

(this is a dedication so it is suppose to be not funny)

26 Feb (YEAR) - A day to remember......imprinting its footmarks in the page of history.

Day of tragedy and revelation. Since the dawn of the Renaissance, there wasn't a person that match the likes of Leonardo Da Vinci till now. So who is that person?

On that fateful day, masterpieces in the form of A3 papers were cruelly nailed on the board of inquisition. As the artists protested, they were driven to silence by the deadline of defending their own artwork till 3 o'clock. The inquisitors would until then interrogate one by one till they confess they din know anything about their artwork. Then the artist would be dragged to be guillotine. During the process, fellow artists watch in awe and horror as some of their work of art was sribbled to make way for investigations by the inquisitor. At the end, some were dragged away while many were left distraught by the destruction. The survivors sigh a sign of relief as they would be able to live another day, or so they thought.

Actually before hand, all of them were given papers of blue and yellow. Their tasks was simple; just write as much good things about ur own artwork in the blue paper and write as much bad stuff of five of their fellows mates artwork. The reason for this is simple; to learn from your own mistake. However unbeknownst to many of them though, to save themselves, they must condemn atleast five other artists. But the masterminds already work out that everyone would rated everyone elses pretty bad and in the end they all would be condemned. Now thats the real deal.

Finally, at around 5pm, all the remaining artists were recorded into a photo for memories as they will never see each other's artwork in reallife again. Their legacy forever lives inside the archives of the tagged facebook users. With their artistic life coming to an end, no more will there be such gathering in history with the inquisitors having the last laugh.

At the end of the day, WHO was that person who shook the art world?

That person is........still Leonardo Da Vinci. Too bad...

The two events above were based on a true story....

Pickle

In the end, i still think that report is more important than writing a third post. Adios..

" It make sense when it doesnt "

If any of the blog contents have made you feel insulted or think it is too stupid, i apologize first and foremost