Prologue...
"To do report or blog first, that a dilemma". Writing a post is just like writing a Dr Tin report, except that you can't make fun of anything in the report or you face the wrath of the lecturers. So and so after a brain raking afternoon of report, won't it be better to release stress writing fabricated nostalgia of the past week? This is my story......
PVC, Poster and Pickle
WARNING
They are the PVC...they are coming!
Description: A bunch of people who are fanatics in their obsession with balls. They tend to chase balls for no reason, risking life and limb just secure ball points for their squad. Most of them are just too stress out and may possess hostile intentions especially after lab. Brutality with the balls often observed and sometimes when the ball rolls towards you from somewhere, better take tail and run as they may charge towards you at any seconds now. The activities they play namely Volle, Ping, Bad, Pong, Capt and Squash seemed to sound really dangerous - perfect description of the sounds they made during games. Casualties reported seemed very serious with the fatal red colour exhibited on their faces - possibly cause by high blood pressure in games. Not for those of the faint of heart.
Even on the internet, we can find them...
In wikipedia.org, PVC it is one of the most valuable products of the chemical industry( they are valuable ! ). ...............The PVC world market grew with an average rate of approximately 5% in the last years and will probably reach a volume of 40 million tons by the year 2016 ( and heavy too).
It can be made softer and more flexible by the addition of plasticizers, the most widely-used being phthalates. In this form, it is used in clothing and upholstery, and to make flexible hoses and tubing, flooring, to roofing membranes, and electrical cable insulation. It is also commonly used in figurines and in inflatable products such as waterbeds, pool toys or jump houses ( and even flexible).
So what can we do about it?
Currently, they just had their 2nd AGM and their members are observed too be increasing in numbers. Brainchild of SIOW and possibly EAN ( gahahah). Caution when near any members as they show deadly skill in the field of poison and physiology. Anyone found to offend them had most likely suffer from diarrhea, lying on the floor foaming, brainwashed, and even some form of mental retardation. Some are even skilled in Excel and facebook spamming, and the victim may suffer from computer crash and late assignments. If you are lucky, u might even find them stalking u either from facebook or midnight calls designed to make sure u wake up early for next day lectures.
Signs to beware:
1. They suddenly add u on facebook
2. They ask u out to play sport at 5 pm on Friday
3. You are good at volley ball or basket ball or got squash racket(s)
4. You possess any kinds of balls
5. You know what is PVC
Conclusion? Stay away from them at any cost at any time any place or from the library. So u want to know wat is PVC? Actually it is Pharm Volvo Club. Now u know... you are DOOM........(evil laugh)
Poster Showcase
(this is a dedication so it is suppose to be not funny)
26 Feb (YEAR) - A day to remember......imprinting its footmarks in the page of history.
Day of tragedy and revelation. Since the dawn of the Renaissance, there wasn't a person that match the likes of Leonardo Da Vinci till now. So who is that person?
On that fateful day, masterpieces in the form of A3 papers were cruelly nailed on the board of inquisition. As the artists protested, they were driven to silence by the deadline of defending their own artwork till 3 o'clock. The inquisitors would until then interrogate one by one till they confess they din know anything about their artwork. Then the artist would be dragged to be guillotine. During the process, fellow artists watch in awe and horror as some of their work of art was sribbled to make way for investigations by the inquisitor. At the end, some were dragged away while many were left distraught by the destruction. The survivors sigh a sign of relief as they would be able to live another day, or so they thought.
Actually before hand, all of them were given papers of blue and yellow. Their tasks was simple; just write as much good things about ur own artwork in the blue paper and write as much bad stuff of five of their fellows mates artwork. The reason for this is simple; to learn from your own mistake. However unbeknownst to many of them though, to save themselves, they must condemn atleast five other artists. But the masterminds already work out that everyone would rated everyone elses pretty bad and in the end they all would be condemned. Now thats the real deal.
Finally, at around 5pm, all the remaining artists were recorded into a photo for memories as they will never see each other's artwork in reallife again. Their legacy forever lives inside the archives of the tagged facebook users. With their artistic life coming to an end, no more will there be such gathering in history with the inquisitors having the last laugh.
At the end of the day, WHO was that person who shook the art world?
That person is........still Leonardo Da Vinci. Too bad...
The two events above were based on a true story....
Pickle
In the end, i still think that report is more important than writing a third post. Adios..
" It make sense when it doesnt "
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