Saturday, March 14, 2009

Business Today: arB and Yakutl Review

Business Today: arB and Yakutl Review

Prologue

Human are stupid. They create stuff called paper and pen and then invented the alphabet. After that a group of people called pharmacy student use such invention to do assignments and reports day and night. The consequences was that they started to become nortunal as they sleep around 2 to 3 in the morning and have a habit of sleeping till 2 in the afternoon. Such evolution has prompted them to eat twice a day or even once to save food and the term "Branch" was invented. Those u can't see in the cafeteria are probably hibernating or trying to figure out whether acid, base or buffet can be eaten. Survivor of the fittest was the norm and finally they degrade into creatures that are obsessed with Phys and Pharm and sometimes Chemical biology or something like that.In the end, overstressed, they start to spam facebook again for fun and again and again. So dont be surprise if ur facebook account suddenly got 100+ notification. Charles Darwin would have been proud that his theory on devolution was correct.

Crisis in facebook season 2

To date, there has been 122 posts found in this spamming conference. Calsualties are probably all the same people in spam war 1. The only difference is it was because of a bra. A portion of commentators trying to blame another portion of commentators and voila, we have found a spam business. Since this business is on the bra, advertisement may be included in this issue. Even though these are hard economic times, this bra business grew to be quite profitable, with reaches from all over pharmacy nottinghma world. Even though this business only sell one type of bra, black and probably available in A to B cup(limited edition), it still manage to attract attention of all girls and guys of all size and shape. All of them are so interested that they bid their time and comments just for the sake of seeing this bra. Buyers beware, the source of the bra are still been debated to be either from SOIW or some maid or some creature that is capable of wearing such things. This bra is highly sought after by spammers so its price may increase substantially. So better invest in this spam business or be left out of the race. To buy or not to bra, black is fashionable anyway.

Tis was the season to spam.(this session was not intend to be lewd so if u have 2nd thought, please google instead. Thank u for ur cooperation)

Yakult Trip

March 14, 2009:

Ever wonder why people especially pharm students who are willing to spend 3 hrs of riding and 1.5 hours of lectures just to get a taste of this reowned drink? And what kind of drink make them so desperate just to get their hands on? It is Yakutl. Yup, the name says it all, it is YAKUTL. For your info, currently there is 30 billion bacteria who called themselves Shirro Strepto-Something Bacillus dwelling inside one tiny bottle of Yakutl. If you are not familiar, they are related to the BASIL-us family and if u got lucky, u may get to talk with one of them at campus. .......( this review wasn't finish due to author desire to sleep, so good luck in your friend stock and hope you gotten meaningful insight into such business) " 

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

did u manage try the yakult? well, at least we all learnt one crucial fact: it may be good for lactose intolerant. hah!

Anonymous said...

Hahhaha! Good post! Bravo!

Joo Lian

Wayfarer said...

I manage to survive relatively unscathed... though twice shy alredy.