Lesson learn from a cockroach

Lesson learn from a cockroach

These days, there are 3 things you can find a lot: reports, emo people and cockroach. I leave the boring issues out so i wont get emo just writing about them. Cockroaches on the other hand are more interesting and exactly opposite as compare to the other two issues. They are more lively, they are found in ur wardrobe and greet u by jumping at u when u open the door. Your life is quarantee to be more lively if u have one becoming ur neigbour underneath ur bed.

Since i never seen them emoing around, i reasonably deduce that their lives much be much happy than ours. Even if they are creepy crawlies of the under-wardrobe/drawer, they still know how to appreciate life when they are not been squash by the rolled-up newpaper. We therefore as a human, a much more advance creature shouldn't spent all our days doing reports or chant emo emo emo but try to watch more Heroes or Ugly Betty or some other shows to liven ourselves. Even if u try to teach them about paired t-test, they won't apply it in real life anyway. So after we are done rejecting the null hypothesis that there is a probability that cockroach would write reports or learn phys and pharm, they would still be looking at you with their wriggling atennae trying make sense of your smell.

Since cockroaches are older than humans since prehistoric time, they would have tonnes of experience on how to live happily.

Thats is why in the event of a financial crisis + diarrhoea crisis + nucleaur war + midlife crisis - report crisis, they would be the one surviving. Note: If you have any of the above crisis, better consult your nearest GP.

A word of advice though, even if the cockroach is a potential philospher, it is best you don't have one living in your room. Not that u will get lectures on the meaning of life by the cockroach or reach a state of nivarna with it, the cockroach is a potential pests. They spoiled you morning by appearing as the first living thing you see in your drawer, though i confess it make you more awake than the alarm clock. Since they always appear near the Season Soya Bean drink, it must be lactose intolerances too. Too bad for them, 1 got smack by the newspaper, another one got thrown from the 2nd floor and escape( they can fly!) another one got trap in a container.
So for more cockroach updates, please visit Tioman Hall for more first hand experience.



This article is brought to you by Wayfarer in collaboration with the friendly cockcroach-right activitist who got trap in the Pringle Potato Chip container.
(This article is a result of excessive boring, monotonous, super-dull report writing so don't blame me if you read it)






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