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What i learn today:

soME TOILET FActs

You may ask, what's a toilet used for? Well of course for doing you private business everyday or once a week for some. But what's so interesting about it? Well here's a few list of toilet things i kinda remember and learn on the way back from dinner.

Which type of toilet got receipts? Kuching Public toilet

- You need to pay 20cent for entry( usual for malaysia toilet even though they are not really usable toilets) and then you go in and do you business. And in return for you contribution, they present you a 20cent receipt with an official malaysia municipal office imprint on it as a souvernier.

Where you enjoy the view of people peeing?

- In some ferry waiting area, lines of cars queuve while waiting till kingdom come for salvation from the ferry. Well, you know once in a while some little girl can't wait for the salvation and suddenly the side door of a quieing front car opens and a 11 year old girl came out. The girl just squat down in front of you (you are in the car) and then like watching a 3D realife TV or reality show, a pool of yellow water appear on the road below the squatting girl. And once the business is done, the girl disappear into the car in less than 2 seconds. Bravola, i should say.

Where can you enjoy view of people peeing (2) and doing business?

- Quess some you guys would have known that in some public place in China there exist some fabled structure called the open toilet. Those public tolets are without....yup....doors. So as any sadist might enjoy, one can see people doing business( even the big ones) real life with all the sight and smell and best of all freeee. Another plus is you can also enjoy the once-in-a-life-time experience of people's expressions when they go (you know)

Where is the only country(i think) where a vice prime minister will go to officially endorsed the opening of a toilet?

-Of course it is malaysia. It is written in the Malaysia Book of Records(i think) and probably will go down to the Guiness Book of Records. The story is some million dollar toilet was open somewhere in malaysia and it can provide all the comfort one needs for nature's call. Problem is (i heard) is that people need to pay a lot just to use the toilet and the toilet automatically opens its door after 15mins. So its kinda like if you 'bansai' too long, you need to just wear you trouser and exit when your time is up. A funny thing is how does one officially 'opens' a toilet? The only way i could think of is that one has to just pee and 'bansai' and that person just officially calls it a day.

That all the toilet stories i could think of. The end

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